April 24, 2003

• This is a girl I met at Cerveza’s Bar last time I was there. Of course it’s been awhile. Tell mom I said hello.

  The character Gunslinger was planning to see VeryModern to see if she knew anyone who could put a spell on his nemisis, Hunghigh. You cannot imagine the hatred between those two. Gunslinger was looking for a big elm tree to hang Hunghigh’s ass in. The trouble is, there’s hardly any towering elm trees left anywhere. Even the dead ones are gone. While at VeryModern’s place he was sidetracked by her sexy legs, and desired to have a trist with her (very unusual for single-minded gunslinger). He dosen’t really have any kids from that nudist camp he was near while in Charlottesville. It was a smokescreen to throw Highhung off his trail. It apparantly didn’t work though. That guy seems to be everywhere. (He dosen’t post though, figure that out). VeryModern tricked him, and he dosen’t even know it yet. Stay tuned. Gunslinger wants to hang Hunghigh 200 ft high in an elm tree (of course there aren’t any) where the crows can pick out his eyes, and vultures can get whatever drops. Or, he hopes Mongolian horses will trample him on a fire ant hill. VeryModern will have big things to say about this violent tendancy. Just wait!!! For a look at piddly-ass elm trees that are left – check the previous entry. It’s embarrassing as hell!

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