May 27, 2006

  • This site has been discontinued and has been dormant for two or three reasons.

    When premium inadvertantly expired, Xanga deleted all of my sideposts, which were an important aspect of this site. It included the list of moral lessons, such things as: Don’t Lie, Don’t steal, Steer clear of  bad seed, Don’t f… on the first date, or with so many people, Stay away from nudist camps (except to find large elm trees..)  ETC  [IMPORTANT NOTE: I AM A XANGA LOYALIST. I HAVE ADORED THEIR SITE AND USED IT EXTENSIVELY FOR YEARS. THE ABOVE MENTIONED COMMENT IS NOT MEANT IN A DISPARAGING WAY. WHEN THE SIDEBARS WERE ACCIDENTLY DELETED, XANGA WAS QUICK TO APOLOGIZE TO THEIR PUBLIC. ALSO, I DO NOT WANT TO SEE AN OUTFLOW FROM XANGA TO ANOTHER NETWORK, ESPECIALLY OF CREATIVE PEOPLE. I ALMOST ALWAYS SEEM TO ABSENTMINDEDLY REFER AND PREFER XANGA WHEN TALKING WITH OTHERS.] whew! Did I save my neck on that insert, or what? Xanga is a very professional organization that I hold in high regard. THERE!

    Other moral lessons include: Don’t pester whales! Especially – Don’t BITE them! Keep looking for big trees! There must be some. Keep your dog, or somebody elses (if you have it), on a leash… 

    Someone objected to some use.  It was on a major (funny) story line which had gone on some time, and, despite the nature of my character, I wanted to respect that.

    As VeryModern stated – “I never talk about anyone without letting them know.” During the course of my storytelling, I always tried to do that. I liked that VM was always such a gamer. Generally, as far as I was aware, everyone pretty much played along with my audacious story lines. (VM was not the abovementioned person)

    This was experimental. I wanted my character to be without restraint. Profanity was a little prolific, though with the gunslinger character, it became an art form.

    After looking over this site again, a couple of years later, and rereading it, but backwards; many of the pictures are x’ed; also, it seems disjointed. However, taken in the context of the time it was written, it was vastly entertaining to write, and I hope some who participated in some way, thought so too. Gunslinger, MY gunslinger, is a painted picture of (what’s the word)… NARCISSISM.

    Of course this basic idea, in a barebones way, is taken from the idea of Stephen King’s. It is similar is this regard: He is a shadowy character who transends space and time in pursuit of a nefarious enemy. Other than that, as far as I know, we differ substantially. To Stephen King – “Is it okay?” Incidently, I have read that Stephen King had inspiration from spaghetti westerns.

    I evidently had a connection with the great writer Christopher Moore, who has a nifty proclivity for the absurd and outrageous. I might have picked that up from him. His “Island of the Sequinned Love Nun” is quite a read. Also, “my” whale biting dog Barky, predated his whale with the tailfin inscripted “bite me”. Proud, if you got the idea from me.

    Snickers, the candy bar company (Mars), had a dog named Barky for a television commercial. That dog was sick compared to mine… However, I think again that someone had seen my Barky. The connection is again appreciated, and I used Snickers in my storyline. Red-eyed Gunslinger had a perpetual need for Visine. Alas, I don’t know of anyone at Visine who noticed.

    Billy Bob Thornton may have seen my gunslinger, or someone involved in his movie, Bad Santa. If there was a connect there in some way. Shit…, Aww, you shouldn’t have… Was that the same little fat kid whose picture I used? Anyway, it was a similiar type of laughable but profane T-shirt. (I love that little kid. Thanks for recognizing me dude, if you really did.)

     There are several anga users who inspired me profoundly. Without even mentioning particularly those who I used in my story line, my idea of “The Wild Xanga Frontier” begat these stories. The Wild Xanga Frontier would certainly not come into fruition had it not been inspired by those early artizans of xanga including RiotttGirl, ErinGoBraless and her bar and brothel, The Regulators, Bob’sLeftNut and Cerveza and Cerveza’s Bar. I had enormous fun with the concept of “the wild xanga frontier, where anything can happen”. It was like a twilight zone experience.

    I intended for it to be known that my xvgunslinger character was written and narrated by Virgil Green, who in turn, is one of my primary characters from another series. I will not mention the name of the connection here (yet?) as I am unsure whether I want to completely use these groupings interchangeably. I will say though, that I have used Virgil Geen on Myspace (I have not done much creatively there up to now. If I do anything significant related to this character, I will likely also post it here.) though I meant that I have another xanga spot. As another character, my Virgil Green is part of a larger troupe who consider environmentalism to be important, with Virgil being the prolific writer of the group. I have used Virgil as the name of my gunslinger character, but in reality, or should I say “reality”, Gunslinger is XV, that is, ‘not Virgil’. The storyline forever bleeds the two together, wirh Virgil the narrator interjecting commentary. I also wish to say that in real life, I like the name. I also like Cerveza, who in this story, gunslinger called mother. Actually, she was Virgil’s mother. I wouldn’t want my offspringt to be surly misanthorpes, would you?

    I’D LIKE AT THIS TIME TO SAY HELLO TO COMRADE VLADIMIR PUTIN, or whoever else visited this site in recent days from the Russian Federation according to the recently installed xanga trackers.

April 9, 2004

  • This is another H’andy – Spyderettes new baby. It got stung by one of her bees as you can see from his upper lip. He seems to accept it pretty well though, from his expression.


March 23, 2004

March 22, 2004

  • Dandy H’andy


    what a nice dog! Died doing what he liked best = running with another dog.


    (The dog who climbed ladders)



    This is angel’s dog. She got a husband named after him.

February 2, 2004

January 25, 2004

  •  GUNSLINGER IS ASLEEP. HE IS DREAMING VEERY NICE DREAMS. VERYMODERN STOPPED IN. SHE KNOWS IN HER HEART THAT THE SPELL CAST LONG AGO WILL LAST FOREVER. HE WILL FOREVER PUT HIS VIOLENT WAYS IN THE PAST….


    AH YES.. OLE GUNSLINGER IS SMILING CONTENTEDLY IN HIS DREAMS


    More Gunslinger dreams….. a cup of coffee… Chinese masked palm civits…….(over a roasting fire!) Come and get it Hung High! Hahahahahahahahaha! We’re brewing up something you’ll like on Ducie Island…. Yes sir. Gunsliger dreams with a smile on his face.








     

    Haha VeryModern… How peaceful of an individual can gunslinger get? Sweet sweet dreams sir! Ah yes, even in his dreams.

December 26, 2003

  • BAAAD SANTA!!


    SURPRISE SURPRISE THERE


    Remember that chubby kid with the goofy T??


    He’s in that movie!


    He has a new t-shirt


    it says


    “Shit happens when you party naked!”


    The moral is – “Don’t” or you get HIM.


    nah that’s good dude


    Those guys have seen “GUNSLINGER”!


    See the movie, listen close, the kid will say my name twice in a row out of context.


    VIRGIL, VIRGIL


    Ain’t that some shit there?


    check my first blog for the name virgil the gunslinger (the bastard!)

    Shh – Gunslinger is sleeping!! Back  soon.

November 18, 2003

  •   The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down


    ******************************************************************
           Original Lyrics written by J. Robbie Robertson
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       Virgil Caine is the name and I served on the Danville train
       ‘Til Stoneman’s cavalry came and tore up the tracks again
       In the winter of ’65, we were hungry, just barely alive
       By May the tenth, Richmond had fell, it’s a time I remember oh so well

       The night they drove Old Dixie down and the bells were ringing
       The night they drove Old Dixie down and the people were singin’, they went  
       La-la-la  la-la-la,  la-la-la  la-la-la,  la-la-la-la

       Back with my wife in Tennessee, when one day she called to me
       “Virgil, quick, come see, there goes Robert E. Lee!”
       Now I don’t mind choppin’ wood, and I don’t care if the money’s no good
       Ya take what ya need and ya leave the rest
       But they should never have taken the very best

       The night they drove old Dixie down and the bells were ringing
       The night they drove old Dixie down and all the people were singin’, they went  
       Na-na-na  na-na-na,  na-na-na  na-na-na,  na-na-na-na

       Like my father before me, I will work the land
       And like my brother before me, who took a rebel stand

       He was just eighteen, proud and brave 
       But a Yankee laid him in his grave
       I swear by the mud below my feet
       You can’t raise a Caine back up when he’s in defeat

       The night they drove old Dixie oown and the bells were ringing
       The night they drove old Dixie down and all the people were singin’, they went  
       Na-na-na  na-na-na,  na-na-na  na-na-na,  na-na-na-na

       The night they drove old Dixie down and all the bells were ringing
       The night they drove old Dixie down and the people were singin’, they went  
       Na-na-na  na-na-na,  na-na-na  na-na-na,  na-na-na-na








    ¢Ñ J. Robie Robertson – The Band, 1970 Canaan Music / Joan Baez – Hits/Greatest & Others, 1973 Vanguard / Bob Dylon – Before The Flood, 1974 & 1990 Sony


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    What happened to the tour boat?  


      Iceberg? Off Ducie Island? Did anybody swim ashore, there must have been 2,000 people?


     ! Aw… Gunslinger…. What’d ya do that for? They were tourists man……


    Back to the saga….    Gunslinger’s been around for a long time….. (millenia)  Those weren’t tourists man. You think Gunslinger can’t tell the difference? Fuck you then. This was none other than the work of an age old enemy. They were apparitions! Demons! Shadows in the dark! Lurkers – INTERLOPERS!!


    I got every last one of their asses. ALL OF ‘EM! Hung High, You’re next! (Gunslinger points to his head like every other self respecting headhunter before him.) Just wait till our concert HH. I’ll get your ass for damn sure. [ side note here, I think Gunslinger dosen't want you to tell anyone his plan. Especially his mom, who likes and prays for whales (that's how HH, in the form of Moby Dick, got away), and don't tell Angel_of_the_odd. She'd probally be okay, but, she has a tendancy to side with the oddball or the underdog. Remember that odd little fat kid. That was Hung High! He got away by throwing his jelly sandwich to the killer bees. Angel defended him. Don't tell VeryModern! The first thing she sees is all of the violence involved. She'll find someone else to get gunslinger into a spell so he forgets his deranged rage. Sheesh, she got him to want to play BADMITTEN of all things, with everybody. Including Hunghigh himself. DON'T TELL THE 'REGULATORS' OF ALL PEOPLE! They'll kill his ass. He hasn't found their attack dog Barky that gunslinger borrowed. (last thing he knew Barky was a champion whalerider!)


    YES - GUNSLINGER SLEW 1,999 SO CALLED DEMONS AS THEY SWAM TO SHORE. ONES MISSING, OR SPARED.


    and gunslinger - where did you get all of those GUNS AND AMMO - Gunslinger has an arsenal here on Ducie Island where he's stranded. [Ducie is the Easternmost of the south pacific islands. Nothing beyond it until Easter and Chile.]


    Someone dropped a 10 year supply of candy bars (snickers). Gunslinger will survive. Don’t worry. He’s working with those SARS guys and others on the global warming concert coming up. He’s also…. Gunslinger… what’s that violin music?? lATER…

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