June 11, 2003

• manda8199 wanted readers to ask questions. I thought these were reasonable. The photo I refer to is of a 500 lb woman, nude at the shower stall.
  

  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

  Will you please remove that photo, is my question. OK, What would you do if you could save the whales, regenerate 6 to 10 ft. wide elm trees and save chemical spills only for exposure to the truly evil? Question – let me think. What would you do with killer bees? If you could be one of the spyderette assassins, or angel_of_the_odd, what would you do? Do you mind that much if people save their place in your books by bending over the corners of a page? Do you like spells? Would you please retrieve my badmitten birdie? (It’s stuck in that elm tree,) Want to play? Don’t you wish somebody had never convinced Grace Quek to do all those things? Do you like MobyDick? If you could find a nice crowd to blend into in Perth Australia, do you think you could be anonymous? That’s all I can think of. Oh, what would you think about subscribing to XVGunslinger?

  Posted 6/5/2003 at 7:06 PM by xvgunslinger

  This is a partial answer. Too bad she didn’t answer all of the questions as they were serious.
  

  xvgunslinger….You blew my mind like you always do. I’m just going to cover a few of your many wonderful questions that made me giggle. He ask me what I would do with killer bees. Naturally, I’d give them to my mom. Not because I hate her and wish death to her but because she finds great pleasure in burning bees. Each summer she is attached by hornets because she pours gasoline into their nests and they attack her. I’m sure that she would love to flambe’ killer bees! Do I like spells? Sure I do but only if they are good ones. If anybody out there can cast a spell on a beautiful woman to make her want to come live with me as a love slave I’m willing to pay good money. I prefer blondes.

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