June 17, 2003

• Ok – to refresh your memory – somebody put a spell on Gunslinger. It was probably that guy VeryModern talked about that crawled into people’s bedroom windows in her neighborhood. It was obviously a double spell. I’m sure she had nothing to do with it, except she became vulnerable because she HATES violence with a passion. She did utter the fateful phrase “My legs are my best quality.” Immediately, gunslinger fell into a hypnotic trance. Now, whenever he refers to his hated enemy, Hunghigh, by that name, rather than his alter-ego WWW.2003stockpicks.com, he becomes consumed by a mysterious desire to play “badmitten”. He wants to play badmitten with Hunghigh. His crew of gunslingers, headed by GypsyPM5k , gets mighty tired of retrieving badmitten birdies for gunslinger. He starts giving the finger to everyone who even mentions Hunghigh’s name. He says, (I don’t think Gypsy would mind, given the nature of his posts – would you Gypsy?) he says, “Why doesn’t that stockpick motherf(blankity blank blank), get his own birdies. Well, Gunslinger was enraged at Gypsy. He started calling him GypsyPMS! But he also started calling HH by his other name – WWW.2003stockpicks.com. As soon as he did that, he realized that he was somehow tricked. He then followed the mirage of HH into the Arizona Wastelands with his guns blazing. . I count here, twelve dead bodies! It actually counts in finitum into the horizon, as gunslinger and his nemisis (if you’ve read Stephen King), goes on and on over the milliniums. Nah, no PMS for Gypsy; he was there for it all. None more loyal! Immediately after, gunslinger heads straight for Perth, where fruitopia_24 

  
  

  

  
  

  , has this crowd for gunslinger to blend annonomously in to . However shortly after getting there, his cruise boat is assailed by Moby Dick who has tailed him, evidently, all the way to west australia. “That damn shapeshifter. It’s www.2003stockpicks, that’s for sure. He has HH strung up and ready to be fed to the outback crocidiles when, out of the blue – “goddamned Greenpeace shows up!!” Those fucking bastards!! TAKE A LOOK AT THIS WHALE! (pic stolen from Reef ). Hahahaha reef, you helped out a lot, dude! Thanks! Hats off to REEF. Save the damn reefs!!!! (Hmm – this will certainly come into the picture in the near future.)  <<<< “Look at this”, says greenpeace inspector, on the right. “This whale is in good shape – Throw him back in.” Gunslinger can do nothing but watch. “All that work, and he throws him back in the water like a goddam fish. Where’s theorist ? Can’t you tell by looking at him – with his hard ass jaw and french foreign legion beret? This guy can be a real ass mother-fucker when he needs to be. Well theorist…?

  
  

  Ha – SeiGe_Jet  just checked back in. That dude is one of the most reliable of all the slingers. I heard he’s coming to the south pacific too. Well, he mentioned Japan awhile back. He’ll be here. He must have a boatload of travel money with all the red sox sellouts. Say nothing of scalping tickets for 100 bucks; he could have made twice as much! Count on Siggie, that’s for sure.
  Check in with spyderette   and her assassin gfs now in Utah! HA – COOKIN’ SOMETHING UP FOR OLE GUNSLINGER? “YOU DARLINGS” .  Spyderette and her assassins, trapped this bloke  with her killer bees. Unfortunately, Angel_of_the_odd thought he was just some peculiar odd little fat kid, and helped him get away. He would have gotten away anyway. The bees liked his jelly sandwich. Unfortunately, he was Hunghigh’s demon.

  
  

  UH-OH –  angel_of_the_odd
   did something. (First pic swindeled from manda8199)
  What would sweet lil female gunslinger do to hurt ole gunslinger? They’re friends; close friends – ever since the times at the camp where they and her close friends played in the pachesi tournaments with him. So whathe….? She likes bears! Guess What? She also likes – [No angel, say it's not so..]. SHE LIKES WHALES, BABY. Without a second thought, she called gunslinger’s mom . Since her religious breakthrough, she is now a reverand (I’ve heard), and one of the things she prays for is whales. She felt no hesitation about calling in Greenpeace. Who was the missing link…?

  
  

  
  
  
  
   

  
  

  Gunslinger’s friend Grace, from his days at cerveza‘s bar might have said something. Hmm. I’m sure it wasn’t intential as she is truly nice.

  
  

   Well, we’re all caught up on the story.

  
  

  Guess who’s probably stepping in next. SOME DEMON PROBABLY. COULD IT POSSIBLY BE  ??? God no..

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