I usually decide not to get into my personal things here ( because it’s fiction?) but I have to make this exception and show you this picture of my sister LORETTA! ”X” She looks exactly like her Mom! Mom, if you see this, I’ll only keep it posted for a few days okay? I don’t want her to be upset with me ever. And Mom? Can you send Loretta down to Ducie with a vat of VISINE?

 This saltwater’s getting real bad for gunslinger. Believe me he needs the Visine!

Gunslinger – if you didn’t get divorced or have a big spat, why did you get mad and kill all of those tourists. How did you sink that boat?  Where did you get all of that ammo? You killed 1,999 people!  Who did you save and why?!! GUNSLINGER’S GOT A LOT OF EXPLAINING TO DO. Of course gunslinger is busy preparing for the big concert to stop global warming and save atolls and reefs in the south pacific. Wonder how that’s going? Hey Gunslinger, I haven’t heard you speak lately of your hated archenemy Hunghigh? What’s with that?

Well don’t worry, ole’ gunslinger hasn’t forgotten about anything!! Just you wait! (Hahahahaha – reefs smeefs – do you think gunslinger gives a rats ass about GLOBAL WARMING? WELL, DO YOU?? (maybe he does, but why are the killer bees going to be there?) You’ll find out soon enough! stay tuned.

had mono or something

MadCrayolaBox is right about divorce. It’s the shits, so we won’t say there was any such thing here. That Delilah regaliator’s time was just up. She was just gone, like the regulator attack dog Barky. Anyway, when she was on Ducie Island, where Gunslinger has been more or less marooned, she first came in as Barky left. She had nothing on but the ole’ glory she was draped in. She just didn’t get along that well with the idea of the killer bees being around. Bees that we went to a lot of trouble getting from those “bee assassins”, spyderette. Yes she is a dear to gunslinger, with much info on bees. As Delilah left the isle, she set up her separate site known as deliasmirnoff. If you want to see what she looks like with clothes on, you should go there. [By the way, I don't know HOW those two new spots got added to the flag.] Another good site, in case you ever need counseling is, RiottGyrrrl. Riot runs an interesting page, and among other aspects such as Union Bitch, she sponsors, Agnes – ex hooker advice column. It’s a, hmm…, riot, because Agnes is flighty and moody. So any advice you get goes through the purifying filter of PMS. Along with her smirnoff site, delia also teams up with Guisseppe, to comprise the newish RegulatorsReincarnated. Along with the original Regulators, maintained by the original partner Dan, I would rate those sites a 9 out of 10, for their origininality, public service, and for inspiration. Last year they sponsored a contest at year’s end for the best xanga blog. OUTSTANDING. I got some nice outlandish capers too from their stuff. So I CAN’T SAY ENOUGH VERY GOOD STUFF ABOUT THEM. (THEY MAY KILL ME ANYWAY) NOTE: I DO NOT STEAL THINGS FROM OTHER SITES WITHOUT GOING BACK TO DRAW ATTENTION TO MYSELF, AND WHAT I HAVE DONE. I HOPE “PARTICIPANTS” LIKE BEING INCLUDED IN SUCH CREATIVE NARRATIVES, THE LIKES OF WHICH ARE FOUND NOWHERE ELSE ON XANGA.

This is theorist. Awhile back I said that he was accompanying me in my journey to pitcairn island. I never said why he was not with me on Ducie. Well here’s the answer. He fucked with the bees we were transporting in the boat and they stung his ass. I told you dude, I told you. We dropped Theorist of in Tahiti. If you don’t remember him, he was the faithful slinger dressed in his french foreign legion gear. We played badmitten a lot together. That was because someone close to verymodern put me under a badmitten spell to keep me from being so violent. The women in Tahiti don’t mind Theorist’s nose that way, and he’s come to like it quite a bit. There’s only ONE THEORIST. He’s it!

BACK TO OUR STORYLINE IN A JIFF. REMEMBER – GUNSLINGER JUST GOT A DIVORCE OF SOME KIND, AND THEN KILLED 2000 TOURISTS WHO WERE ON THE TOUR BOAT LAST ENTRY. (GUNSLINGER WANTS ME TO CORRECT THAT – HE ONLY KILLED 1999. WONDER WHAT THAT MEANS)

Gunslinger – Been sick for more than three weeks. Back better than ever soon I hope. Yuck it’s a little concerning though.