October 17, 2003
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This is theorist. Awhile back I said that he was accompanying me in my journey to pitcairn island. I never said why he was not with me on Ducie. Well here’s the answer. He fucked with the bees we were transporting in the boat and they stung his ass. I told you dude, I told you. We dropped Theorist of in Tahiti. If you don’t remember him, he was the faithful slinger dressed in his french foreign legion gear. We played badmitten a lot together. That was because someone close to verymodern put me under a badmitten spell to keep me from being so violent. The women in Tahiti don’t mind Theorist’s nose that way, and he’s come to like it quite a bit. There’s only ONE THEORIST. He’s it!
BACK TO OUR STORYLINE IN A JIFF. REMEMBER – GUNSLINGER JUST GOT A DIVORCE OF SOME KIND, AND THEN KILLED 2000 TOURISTS WHO WERE ON THE TOUR BOAT LAST ENTRY. (GUNSLINGER WANTS ME TO CORRECT THAT – HE ONLY KILLED 1999. WONDER WHAT THAT MEANS)
Comments (4)
stung in the ass….HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA!
No Carson is not my bf. he’s a good friend of mine, and he wrote a lovely poem that made me cry.
good luck in continuing the storyline, I’ve missed it so! what kind of divorce? usually divorce is bad so I’m sorry.
Thanks for your sympathy for my friend
Sounds like fun in Tahiti. Have an awesome weekend, take care and Alohaz!
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