October 27, 2003
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I usually decide not to get into my personal things here ( because it’s fiction?) but I have to make this exception and show you this picture of my sister LORETTA! ”X” She looks exactly like her Mom! Mom, if you see this, I’ll only keep it posted for a few days okay? I don’t want her to be upset with me ever. And Mom? Can you send Loretta down to Ducie with a vat of VISINE?
This saltwater’s getting real bad for gunslinger. Believe me he needs the Visine! 
Gunslinger – if you didn’t get divorced or have a big spat, why did you get mad and kill all of those tourists. How did you sink that boat?
Where did you get all of that ammo? You killed 1,999 people! 
Who did you save and why?!! GUNSLINGER’S GOT A LOT OF EXPLAINING TO DO. Of course gunslinger is busy preparing for the big concert to stop global warming and save atolls and reefs in the south pacific. Wonder how that’s going? Hey Gunslinger, I haven’t heard you speak lately of your hated archenemy Hunghigh? What’s with that?
Well don’t worry, ole’ gunslinger hasn’t forgotten about anything!! Just you wait! (Hahahahaha – reefs smeefs – do you think gunslinger gives a rats ass about GLOBAL WARMING? WELL, DO YOU?? (maybe he does, but why are the killer bees going to be there?) You’ll find out soon enough! stay tuned.
had mono or something
